My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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