Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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