This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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