so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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