Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Randomize