Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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