I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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