just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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