she was so not down for the gang bang
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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