You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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