i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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