: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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