U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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