I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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