Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
