Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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