I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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