Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.