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New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.

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(512): New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville. http://tfl.nu/rzyg

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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?

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(321): I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad? http://tfl.nu/p7vn

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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.

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(251): Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again. http://tfl.nu/n3jw

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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.

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(818): You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf. http://tfl.nu/hkre

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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping

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(267): that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping http://tfl.nu/gh69

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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...

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(412): New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move... http://tfl.nu/y03w

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth

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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come

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(870): Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth (1-870): I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come http://tfl.nu/shj4

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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.

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I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot

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(270): The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys. (817): I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot http://tfl.nu/5unc

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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????

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5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal

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(617): she's five days sober.....are those consecutive???? (781): 5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal http://tfl.nu/ppjn

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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?

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(320): I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that? http://tfl.nu/z7it

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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>

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(443): so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.> http://tfl.nu/ipoz

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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.

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(432): Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless. http://tfl.nu/ih1y

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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before

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(407): You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before http://tfl.nu/cygr

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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.

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(210): Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline. http://tfl.nu/jwnb

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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.

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(973): Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery. http://tfl.nu/x3iz

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