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• (415): View more from California

  Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!

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• (682): View more from Texas

  While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.

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• (831): View more from California

  Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!

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