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you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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