He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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