I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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