Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Come see our sink grown plant.
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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