You're completely useless in the revolution.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
