Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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