i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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