Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
it's not cheating when I paid for it
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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