ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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