Pappa wants mamma naked
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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