Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did I show you my penis last night?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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