Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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