dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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