We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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