How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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