Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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