this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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