He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
last night I used snow as a chaser
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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