remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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