Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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