My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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