new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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