Ambien. No doubt about it.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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