I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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