Is it normal to miss your booty call?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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