Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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