Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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