Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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