how can u be prego again
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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