So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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