am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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