"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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