you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
