Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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