So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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