yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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