Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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